Earlier this year, we posted 28 ideas for marketers to use as a starting point for scripting radio copy.  We suggested writing your radio commercial from the perspective of an all-seeing security camera (which might see an amazing benefit to your brand or a flaw in your competitor).  Or the world’s oldest grandmother (who’s been around long enough to see everything).  Or the guy who showed up a day late to patent Velcro (“I may have missed that opportunity, but I won’t miss this one”).

We received terrific feedback to that post.  So here are another couple dozen quirky vantage points that you might consider – if not for the lead voice in your next radio commercial, then as a creative exercise to let you see your brand through the eyes of another.  Have fun!

Script a radio commercial from the perspective of…

• An efficient flight attendant
• Your cell phone
• A five-year old genius
• The Mighty Hercules
• A parking valet
• An edgy squirrel
• The head librarian who can’t contain her excitement to a whisper
• Alexander Hamilton, live from a $10 bill
• A shy, unemployed cartoon character
• A neighborhood bartender
• The world’s worst slogan writer
• A supermarket cashier
• Your goldfish
• A hyperactive Boy Scout
• The Ebola Virus
• Crabs on the beach
• A Powerball jackpot winner
• A fictitious TV weathercaster
• A legion of unknown superheroes
• The “hot girl” from high school
• A pack of matches
• Your aunt who says “Well, y’know” in every sentence
• The President’s speech writer
• An over-the-top drama professor

Still stuck?  Call us and we’ll brainstorm another dozen alternatives.